MBMBaM 503: How to Get Away with Pinkbelly

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2020

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Listen, y’all. There’s only one way that we’re getting through this thing, and I think we all know exactly what way I’m talking about. It is imperative, now more than ever, that we get Richard Gere to be a top-tier YouTuber. Suggested talking points: What’s Funny?!, Lying Ants, Snip Tunes, Roughhousing, Netflix Prophecies, Liminal Chalupa

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.4	Hello everybody and welcome to my brother and brother me and advice show for the modern era.
0:48.0	I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother Travis McElroy.
0:51.4	I'm your sweet baby brother Griffin and Drew McElroy. Guys, what's still funny?
0:59.0	Very, very little it's you. What's still funny is the thing for me. You know what Justin?
1:04.9	I don't know about funny. I don't know from funny any of that. What's still funny? We're supposed to
1:09.7	punch up, not down. Everybody's down. Yeah, we can punch inside, I can punch you and you can
1:15.6	punch Griffin. Punching, let's try punching each other. Let's try punching each other. Let's try
1:18.2	punching each other. Let's give Travis a shot. Okay, let me go. Travis, the noise of you eating peanut
1:24.8	M&Ms when we began was profane. But I did it off mic Justin. No, you didn't bud because I just
1:30.8	told you what you were eating. No, sorry, sorry. I did it off audience mic. The audience didn't have to
1:37.1	tell it just you. Just you, my brother. Yeah, but I got, I mean, I got it. I don't like this.
1:42.0	I don't like us punching side to side. No, no punching sideways. Travis, did you send questions?
1:46.7	We're going to do those or it feels, it feels maybe not questions. I don't know, questions feels.
1:53.0	Okay, let's talk about, listen, this is negative for everyone. Let's acknowledge something up front.
1:59.9	This situation is negative for everyone to different degrees. This is not news to us. We are going
2:08.5	to push forward in the best way that we can sort of manage in our sort of twisted. Let's show
2:18.9	what we're gonna do. This is first of all, can you guys fucking wait for the South Park episode about
2:25.2	this? Oh my god. I said that fucking phrase out. Oh, no. But I don't think they're in production.
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