The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?

I just got so scared, boys. That's not a joke. What is this energy?

I've never been that. No, no, no, you don't understand.

What you make as a group when you all do that is a scary sound.

Activates my fighter flight response, and to spoil our alert, my brain and body have never chosen

fight. For Macroise, it is a flight response. Yeah. Slider fart. Hello everybody, welcome

my brother, my brother, I'm Edith Wichow for the Modren era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin Macroise.

I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis Macroise. It's not a competition.

It's not, I'm piss pants terrified. I'm Griffin Macroise.

All right. Much like so many years ago, those Chilean miners murdered me all of so much.

We have returned here to the beautiful, is DC technically a city? Is that the right thing to say?

The city of what? It's just a loose conglomeration of humans. I'm hearing a lot of you

yell different things and that's Buccoias. Let's clamp that down. Taxation without representation.

Am I right? The nerve of these fat cats. Anyway, we were so excited to be here. Last night we did

the Adventure Zone, another podcast. Well, the road's tough. The road's hard on all of us in

different ways. This is, at this point, this is our second show, this tour, and the road.

And we're not as young as we used to be. And last time I said to our poor, we did have an injury.

Travis, do you want to talk about it? After the show, I threw slap bracelets into the audience.

And I threw them so hard I hurt my arm.

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