The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother brother me an advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy.

I'm your middleest brother, old thanks, I'm Travis McElroy.

Zipzup. I'm future Griffin McElroy, and I've got Android tubes coming out of the whole wazoo.

Now, okay, Griffin, we're recording this way in advance. Aren't you past Griffin?

Okay, we're recording this in 2019 when it comes out in 2020. I'm assuming by the time, what is this

January 6th? Oops. Oh, that was part of Griffin's robot. That was your phone call that was coming

out of my chest. I assume by 2020 when this one comes out, I'm gonna have tubes. Yeah, gonna be

tubing tubes. I just want to say something, this is the time of year. It's the magical time of year

where we brand the new year instead of tone for the whole year. And everyone knows 2019 was 20

Frankenstein teen, become the monster. But let me just say, hey, this is Travis saying, you guys,

you may not realize it, but I kind of won because I hard pitched 20 equine teen this year

were getting a horse. And let me check the books. Oh, yeah. We got a horse then worldwide

webster. So yeah, I don't know how much monster morphine, I'd really, if I'm being on,

if I'm really good to be honest with yourself, I feel like I didn't. My wife got me a bidet for

Christmas. Uh-huh. That's as close as I got to becoming the monster. And I do feel like in a way,

you know, okay, creature from the brown lagoon. Go on. I'm gonna say it's just like becoming the

monster. If you think about it, it's a wonderful life. Uh-huh. That fool didn't, there's no way

that he had a bidet. That's super nice guy in it. He did not have a bidet. But Mr. Potter had Mr.

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