MBMBaM 484: Griffy Griffy Bang Bang

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2019

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

In which we realize the scope of our commitment in promising to send a horse to college, and then determine an extremely powerful and highly lucrative name for the aforementioned horse. Suggested talking points: Halloween Delay, Candy Potluck, Happy Birthday Ronald, Medicine Blintz, We’re Sending a Horse to College, Ding Dong Speed Strats, Car Expertise

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Hello, welcome to my brother, my brother. Me an advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother.
0:49.4	Justin McElroy, that column. Oh, I'm your middle-est brother, and apparently cool radio talk show host Travis
0:56.1	McElroy. Round these parts. When the moon is at full, on the big bridge you could see Griffin
1:04.6	McElroy's what they named him after the deaths. So it's still like I'm in a Halloween zone, but I
1:11.2	think we this episode is post-Halloween. There's like the fourth. No, but we got an extension
1:19.0	because they moved Halloween in Huntington and Cavalconi. We're going to have some inclement
1:26.8	weather. Oh, so they just up and moved it. They just moved the whole damn hall. You can't do that.
1:33.1	You can't. Here's the wild thing you can. And it's challenging, right? Because what what has happened
1:41.1	here basically is that the mayor has said there's a different holiday. There's a different day
1:48.4	where everyone can go to a neighbor's house and ask for candy and not be killed for it. But in
1:54.7	fact, be rewarded with candy. I'm just going to pick a day where that is the way things are
1:59.3	happening. And we're just all going to agree on that. And it's my decision. But that allows us
2:03.9	to peer through the veil of how flimsy this whole setup already is. Yeah. Now we have arbitrarily
2:10.6	said it's the 31st of October over here. And we've all bought into that and that's fine. And we
2:15.0	treat that like that's real because we've all agreed to it. So if you just say like now it's the
2:19.3	second, that's a problem for me because it's undoing everything. So could it be like on Christmas
2:28.0	day, big sinkhole opens up, swallows up all of Disney world, all of it goes right into the big hole.
2:35.2	Okay. I'm going to need a second. Okay. Yeah. Don't imagine it too hard. Just in your
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