MBMBaM 483: Face 2 Face: Beemen

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2019

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

We’re taking a sick week and tossing up another live show from our most recent tour: Our maiden voyage to the good city Philadelphia. Unfortunately, we left that city worse off than we found it -- which is to say, covered in Beemen. We assume we will not be invited back.

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.5	There is something so bizarrely anti-climactic from just coming in from the back of the state.
0:49.9	From the side, we get to run on. And we're like, am I walking from the back? It's like, oh hey guys, you're here!
0:56.0	Oh, what are you all going to have to do? How did you get in here?
0:58.8	Okay.
1:00.0	I love everybody. And welcome to my brother main advice show for the Majinaire. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.
1:06.6	I'm your middles brother, Travis McElroy.
1:09.3	I'm your sweet baby brother in 30 under 30 media luminary Griffin McElroy.
1:16.3	Uh, just FYI, Paul really tried to convince us to let people sit behind us.
1:23.0	We can all agree that would be bad for them, right?
1:26.9	Because already this is a pretty bland visual experience.
1:32.4	The worst show I've ever seen.
1:35.2	I want to stare at the back of three guys head for an hour.
1:39.9	Well, if the chairs, if we were sitting on stools and could give them a bit of a fanny show,
1:46.2	what am I saying?
1:49.6	Take them to the McElroy fanny zoo.
1:54.2	That is what we call it.
1:55.4	So here's the thing.
1:58.0	I don't know how many of you picked up during solvents.
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