The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother and brother me and advice show for the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother Travis McElroy.

I'm Griff, I'm fucking steamed, gang. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I'm just fucking snipped off today. This morning finds me p-oed.

This is an interesting energy to bring to our comedy advice show.

Well, what am I supposed to do when I'm this piss tickled, Travis? I'm this, I'm this,

what? I'm this frustrated and piss tickled that, you're what?

Just my world's fucking falling apart, Travis. I'm really pissed off.

Why is that? Because of all the really bad stuff that's happening in the world and all the

people that are in danger. Pist off and ticked on, I am because of the,

you all saw it, right? You all saw it and it was just a fucking nudge, wasn't it? It was just a

little nudge. It was a little kiss. What are you talking about? Griff, are you talking about like,

you know, how did the Notre Dame? I'm not talking about my-

You tried to-

No, that's covered by all the trillionaires who have nothing better to do. I'm talking about the beautiful,

these beautiful beasts, these beautiful Kentucky beasts. And then they bumped in and all,

that got me really pissed off what happened because of that. Justin, you hear about this shit?

I am so tired of Griff and telling me how over he is talking about horses. And then he gals

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