MBMBaM 459: Face 2 Face: You Know, Like Eggs?

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2019

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

We’re scattered hither and yon this week, so here’s our recent live show from the Shire-esque paradise known as Salt Lake City. Join us for discussions of homemade knives, skull-based fighting techniques and, hands down, the yuckiest Munch Squad ever.

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Welcome, my brother, brother, me and my show with the modern era of the brother Justin McElroy.
0:51.9	Okay, where are the house lights on? Because it seems like I could see...
0:56.4	Yeah, there we go.
0:58.6	Little distracting.
0:59.8	I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.
1:06.0	It actually hurts a little bit. It's so loud, it's like being next to a jet engine.
1:10.8	I'm your sweet baby brother in 3030 Media Illuminary, Griffon McElroy.
1:17.0	These facilities are built to make sure the sound is great going from the violence and shit
1:23.2	to you, and they don't really count on people and be like,
1:26.3	Oh, yeah, fuck you!
1:29.0	Mountain butterflies, my shit!
1:33.9	This is an advice show. We have been in your beautiful city for all of
1:39.2	seven hours. We flew in and it is astounding.
1:47.3	I think it's the right word.
1:48.9	It looks like you are in a fairy village nestled inside of a remote mountain kingdom.
1:57.6	It was like flying into the shire.
1:59.6	Yes, and then I said in the van ride from the airports of the hotel and it fucking slayed.
2:06.9	So I'm really excited. I dropped this on you.
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