The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show from the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy.

Hey, this is your baby brother, Griffin McElroy, 30 under 30.

Oh man, you got, I hope I make the cut. I'm really worried about downsizing here and my brother,

my brother and me. I'm really afraid that when it comes down to it, if we don't hit our goals,

if we don't make budget this year, I think the middle-est is the first to go, because what do I even do?

Well, we're going more peer to peer and the peers are me and Justin. We don't need an intermediary.

I'm literally the middle man. Yeah, you know how on the show, I'll do a joke and then you'll say it

and then Justin will laugh at it and then sometimes it goes the other way. I know.

I've been thinking maybe instead of the three of us being on two way calls with you, Travis,

me and Justin could just fucking call each other. Whoa, but hey, if you do that, then how do I

of them what would I do? So anyway, this little skit is something that we came up with at Bible

Study and we wanted to do it on you so that you would know the real life stakes of the Max Fund

drive 2019 week two edition. That's right. If we don't hit 25,000 new and upgrading donors,

I'm out. I'm out on the street. I am really excited to welcome a new addition to the soundboard.

Oh, yeah, it's as you know, the soundboard as it stands now. Here's a quick update. It's got this music.

Is that a good volume for you? I mean, no volume is a good volume on the soundboard.

I okay. Okay, but here's the new. Here's the new one. Are you ready? Yeah.

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