The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Should we come in with me playing this? I can go get Rachel's flute and we can do a pay-up

hyper thing. If you know how to play it, at all. No, I think it's better if he doesn't.

Yeah, this is a good idea, Griffin. This is a great idea. This is the best idea.

I don't want to go find Rachel's flute. Oh, come on, that's such an idea. I'll play it like this.

Okay, do it. Go.

There it is.

What is going on?

That's a... she's a she's a shrill on that flute. So it's the maximum fun drive is now.

Did you already say the thing about paying the piper? No, I don't, I haven't done that.

So this is a show that you pay money for to make it better like it is now.

If you could believe it. If you could even believe that. You're probably thinking how could

this get any better. And so I'm Griffin and there's just it in Travis. What the fuck are we doing?

This is the one time a year where we say we try to put on our good suits and we stand in front of

the church and we ask for money for the big operation. Do you hear that noise? Yeah.

In the back, that's the piper. There we go. And they're playing for you. I mean technically

speaking, that's Elizabeth Whitlin and playing a flute solo. But, but in the major. But really,

the thing is that it's max fun drive time again, folks. And that means that it's the piper and it's

time to pay for all those great hours of entertainment that you have enjoyed. I'm going to begin potting

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