The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother brother, me and advice show for the modern era.

I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your mid-list brother Travis McElroy.

And I'm your sweet baby brother Griffin McElroy.

Hey Gurf, what's wrong? Why are you being so quiet?

It's gonna be a skit. I didn't want to worry you guys and I'll cut this out, but it's

gonna be a sketch. I know it's a sketch. I'm playing a role. I'm trying to lead into the

no, I'll cut this part out, but I didn't want the two of you guys to be afraid. Okay, I'll get back in now.

Well, I'm just I'm so scared of, listen, listen, I'll cut that out too. Listen, the PGA tour has

made it is marched on Austin and taken over the town. And there's a G A. Yeah, professional

golfers. All right. And they've made their way to Austin, all the weirdos from Southby just left

and in the void they left all these rich jocks showed up and started just golfing wherever the

fuck they wanted. I don't know if the PGA tour has ever been in the city where you live, but it's

just like my house is covered in holes from their powerful drives that they just blast right through.

Are they doing like and one street golf? They're doing and one street golf extreme street golf.

I saw Rory McElroy. First of all, he's been tormenting me because he says he he's keep saying

I want it back. And that's what he's sound. That's what he sounds like because he yells at me and

my family food the windows of my house and while he's blasting me with balls. But that wants

once what back the name I guess even though it's spelled different. I told him that, but then

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