The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody, welcome to my brother, my brother, my brother, my name is Ed Vichov for the

Modern Era. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy.

Good. I'm your middle-aged brother Travis McElroy.

I'm your sweet baby brother in 30 under 30 media luminary Griffin McElroy.

I'm your middle-aged brother Travis McElroy.

I want to start the show off by saying I made a mean face at Paul as a joke.

I don't even want you to think that was real for like 1% Paul. It was a goof.

If you make Paul mad, he makes a lot of explosion noise happen during your podcast.

Light the Chalin miners. We have emerged from the ground, and we have found ourselves

here in America's only fun city.

I would make the argument that Las Vegas used to be fun, but it's now like the adult who's

like, I'm still fun, and it's like you brought a bed at 9.30. Yeah, like the adult who's still

dead. Vegas is the adult who's dead. We may do a show of Vegas someday. Let me just say we're

just having a little fun up here. But no, really, no one is the only fun city. You can just drink?

Do you know how that changes the math? I'm like we're going to wait 45 minutes for a restaurant.

Oh man, we just got to stand outside this. Wait a minute. We could be drinking.

This morning we went to breakfast and like we finished our breakfast drinks. I didn't.

And I was in the hotel. No, he was in the hotel with my child. And then we said like well,

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