The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.

I'm your sweet baby brother and 30 under 30, medium-luminary, Griffin McElroy.

I can't contain myself anymore hearing that amazing

unnunciation, respon addiction. There's no Cheetos residue in there blocking the sound waves.

The teeth, it's pickwatch 2019.

Had the water pick for a little over two weeks or so sitting in the Amazon box,

and I looked at it every day and said, not yet, not yet, but I had about 10 minutes to kill

just before recording, and I got in there, and I just super soaked the heck out of it.

I had a lot of trepidation the first time I used my water pick. I was fairly sure that there was,

there's definitely a pressure at which you know you're going to rip it up in there.

Yeah, and you're just sticking this tube in your mouth and going for it.

Yeah, I'm just worried that if I ever used one, I would accidentally set it to sand blaster.

Yeah, and I would just tear both the enamel and then everything underneath the enamel.

It just straight out of my mouth. But I got to say, refreshing other than the horrible pain

of pressure washing my inside skin. I got to say the results, folks, I saw a little bit of

taste station come out of there. And yeah, and those haven't even been around since like 1999.

So if we mentioned taste stations enough, eventually the company will just give us the IP.

I don't think it exists. Wait, who owns that Nestle?

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