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My Brother, My Brother And Me

MBMBaM 448: Bird Words

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.931.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2019

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

This episode features some of the narrowest narrow-casting yet recorded in human history, which is to say: If you’ve got a science report about Birds due at school tomorrow morning, we’ve absolutely got you on this one. Suggested talking points: Justin’s Soundboard, Snowblower Preferences, Hot Grapes?, Eight Paper Towel Rolls, Moist Magazines, AI Taxi, 50 Avian Descriptors

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0:00.0

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

0:05.5

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

0:11.2

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

0:16.7

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

0:44.7

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, and me.

0:49.5

An advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.

0:53.6

I am your middle-est brother. Travis McElroy.

0:56.7

And I'm your sweet baby brother, and I'm Griffin McElroy. I think it's time to lose it.

1:03.1

Whoa. I think it's time to lose it. It's starting to feel a little like a...

1:08.7

Yeah, it's a quarterback in high school. No, work this used car a lot. Yeah, yeah.

1:13.5

It's kind of feeling embarrassing. It's feeling like...

1:15.5

I feel like played and embarrassing and tired.

1:17.6

Like, it's almost like nobody ever cared about it.

1:19.5

It's almost one of those things where it's made it worse retroactively.

1:26.8

I can't listen to any of the episodes before 448, because Griffin

1:30.9

calls himself a baby, and it's like, if that's your kink, good.

1:35.8

All right. I think Griffin was just talking about the 30 under 30 media.

1:39.6

Illuminary, not like his whole identity on the show.

1:42.2

No, I can't... Let me try again. Let's try again.

1:45.1

What is my face? Let's do the whole intro again.

1:47.9

I'll try to do a good one.

1:49.1

Should we all have different...

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