The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody, and welcome to my brother and my brother and me in advice show for the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis

McElroy. It's an interesting energy, Justin. Yeah, it's weird. I'm sweet baby brother, 30

under 30 media luminary Griffin McElroy. I don't know if y'all saw the news. I know y'all did

on the call, but y'all who are listening to the episode. Y'all proper. We're gonna be

writing a book, comic book, five issues, one more. Fun, fun. I prefer Funny Book. There's

a lot of different classifications. There's comics and graphic novels, and my art is Funny Books.

I like to do funny books. I like to do the funny pages, silly papers. It's called Journey and

Mystery. It's part of the, what is it? Thor Fight series, something about Thor. Thor Fight 2019.

Thor is fighting everyone on this one. I guess the big headline here is we're writing a

funny book, a biotin April, but we are also officially co-workers with Wolverine.

You're on three cubicles down from Logan. What's your like, so I'm in a completely different

department from Logan. My interactions with him are all in the kitchen and they are pretty bad

because of all the pranks he does. To me, I'm kind of his Dwight. He did my stuff in Jell-O,

and he stabbed my dad three times. He stabbed my dad once, but it counted us three because he has

three knives. How is he like, being near him? Is he listening a lot of music or? Yeah, and he

has a thing, motherfucker. Hums. Not loud, like just under the level of loud enough that you would

feel like comfortable saying something to Gladys, the office manager. Yeah. Like, you're saying Gladys

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