The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everyone and welcome to what is short of the maybe the last episode of 2018 or the first episode of 2019.

Time shall tell. It's always hard to tell when editing will occur.

But welcome to my brother and brother me an advice show for this. The most modern era we've yet

encountered. My name is Justin McElroy. I know your old brother. See I was going to say I was the

oldest brother because you'd miss me. Okay, I'm your middle-est brother Travis McElroy.

What a fucking sloppy intro. What a sloppy nasty. I know the holidays got us tired.

Organic. It's not organic. It's sloppy and rotten and this is we made it ourselves with our own

two hands. And I'm Griffin McElroy. The baby knew you. This is, this is great. Oh, there's my dogs.

Oh my god, it's the worst intro we've ever done. Justin quick, drop some spaghetti on the microphone

or something. Drop some spaghetti on the keyboard and spend the next 15 minutes cleaning it up.

I'm going to talk about the coffee I'm drinking. It was long-winded and uninteresting terms.

So Justin get to work on the spaghetti. Travis, get your dogs stuff going. I'll take it from here.

No, I'm keeping those dogs quiet now. Give them treat. All right. This is going to be a weird one,

huh? Because it always is around this year and times because we don't. It's either a celebration

of like it's like a wake, you know, the year is dying or it's like a birthday party for a new year.

It's when you eat it. I love it. Pretzel flips. What does that have?

No, that's the treats for my good puppies. All right. This is going to be a, this is going to be a wild

one. This is like almost an editing challenge. We should send this one out to like all the editors

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