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🗓️ 14 January 2019
⏱️ 64 minutes
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0:00.0 | The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. |
0:05.5 | Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. |
0:11.2 | Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool |
0:16.7 | they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby. |
0:44.4 | Hello everyone and welcome to my brother brother made advice show for the modern era. |
0:48.3 | I'm your oldest brother, Justin McClell. Let me check my notes here. Oh, |
0:52.6 | yep, I'm your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy. And I guess that just leaves the baby brother |
0:58.8 | Griffin McElroy, for me. Is that the one you're gonna be? That's who I'm gonna be this time. |
1:03.5 | I want to be that character. Yeah, I hear he's the blood one that drives all the babes while. |
1:08.7 | He drives the babes while he's got better stats and he can fly. So, buddy has one weakness. |
1:15.3 | Chocolate. Hey, what's the intro this time though? Glass watch. Glass watch. We're gonna watch |
1:25.2 | glass, I guess. We're gonna we're gonna make and watch glass. We're gonna blow glass. |
1:31.6 | Mr. Shaman on his back with his bold vision. His Marvel cinematic universe. His Marvel's |
1:38.0 | in a universe, which is I have to I have to give Mr. Shaman credit for continuing with this project |
1:46.1 | because my man did a unbreakable back in the Halcyon days. Yes. 2000. Follow that up. Just took a |
1:57.6 | brief break of 16 years. And said, hey, I got another one, but it's a secret. And I'm not gonna tell |
2:07.2 | you it's what I'm on one of this kind. And it was a really it's that's the best way to promote |
2:13.2 | any movie by not telling people that it might be related to a movie that they actually did like |
2:19.2 | back in the past. Yeah. So this one's got unbreakable guy, which was his formal name, Mr. Glass, |
2:26.4 | of course, Samuel Jackson's turn. It has the nasty man from the movie from the movie. |
2:32.8 | I can't believe I didn't angry. Maccavoy the nasty man from the movie that very few people watched. |
2:37.2 | So he's gonna be cool. It'd be like if they did Avengers and like one of the Avengers was like |
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