MBMBaM 439: Face 2 Face: Candlenights 2018

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2018

⏱️ 67 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

It’s that time of year again. The snow is falling, the candles are a-blazing, and the curse words have been banished to the Darkness Realm, from which no sound or profanity may escape. Dig up the Yule Stump from your front yard, and throw your gifts heavenward for the Star King. Candlenights is officially upon us.

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:47.2	We can go ahead and take out those house lights now.
0:49.6	Yes, there they go. They're too attract.
0:52.4	It's like they were never there.
0:56.7	Still very much up these house lights are.
1:00.6	If anyone has a sling shot, if everybody has a sling shot, we just take them out.
1:05.5	I can see everybody way too well.
1:07.5	All right, it's fine. I can't believe we're firing Paul.
1:12.0	Damn, I can't believe.
1:13.4	Damn, I'm going to miss Paul.
1:18.9	Hey, how you can't elights, y'all?
1:21.0	Joyce can't elights. You know what? I want to get a couple of thank yous out,
1:26.0	right up at the top. How about that?
1:27.6	Sure, like before we say the name of the podcast, and there they go.
1:30.4	Bye.
1:31.0	Yeah.
1:31.6	Before we say the name of the podcast, and it's fine.
1:35.3	Welcome to my brother brother brother, me and advice show for the modern era.
1:38.2	I'm your oldest brother Justin Muggle.
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