The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?

When they turn those front-of-house lights on, it really lets you know how dirty your glasses are.

Hello, Denver, and welcome to my brother, my brother, me, an advice show for the modern era.

I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.

Didn't didn't get your fill earlier, I see. I'm well, I'm glad to see you're back for a second.

I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.

It's going to be a Travis show. I'm your sweet baby brother in 30 under 30

media luminary Griffin McElroy.

Okay, Denver.

Can we do that in a different order sometime where it doesn't feel like a book?

Yeah, Denver. Listen, the last thing Justin said to Travis and I backstage, this is not a joke,

and it's probably unprecedented, I think, in our career of live performance. He said,

you all got to just watch your chill level out there because they are incredibly high-feet.

I think he was suggesting we don't match your level or else we'll just start fucking crowd surfing

and you guys won't get a very good podcast. We won't, we won't, we won't, we shan't.

Okay, we used to like horses a lot and we thought coming to a beautiful horse town like Denver,

a town, I would say competing with Louisville for how much they'd find themselves by horses.

Lexington too, I think loves horses. They all love horses. What are some other

think to yourself, other cities that love horses? Because that's what this podcast has been for a

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