MBMBaM 437: A Silent Chug

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2018

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

In today’s episode, we address a long-running audio anomaly that spans the entire history of our show, and in the process, Justin dry drowns, like, a little. Business Paintball, Wishbone Brutality, Big Candies, Justin’s Drinking Noises, Fast Food Arms Race, Serious Zapdos, Horny Radio Disney

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.5	Hello, I'm Ryan and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the
0:47.8	modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your mavelous brother, Travis McElroy.
0:55.3	I'm your sweet baby brother, 30 under 30 boy Griffin McElroy.
1:02.1	I got to, I came up with a theme for this opening bit.
1:06.3	I will do it if you don't rip it.
1:14.2	You got your problems. Whoa, I got my eyes wide.
1:22.4	Oh, you got your big G's. I got my smash pipe.
1:28.5	This is smash pipe. Wait, it's where we take, it's a smash brother's dispatch direct from
1:36.2	us to you. Come. I don't think that counts as fair use, Justin, if you just change to pair of
1:43.2	smash. I don't think that counts as a pair. Travis, listen, there's no amount of licensing fees.
1:48.8	I would not pay to keep that great joke in the beginning of our episode of our podcast.
1:55.0	Okay, welcome to smash pipe, everyone. Light it up and huff this great news and strategies
2:01.3	and cheat codes for super smash brothers ultimate. Can I start it off with the little cheat?
2:07.9	That also is going to include my favorite character to play us. Go for it, please.
2:12.9	If you scroll all the way up in the character creation screen, I mean, just keep holding up.
2:17.6	Way past when it seems like there's no further to go up. You can eventually select the pencil
2:23.4	from the NES game anticipation. Fucking great. And I've had to play as the pencil.
2:29.1	Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
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