The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Welcome my brother, my brother, me an advice show for the Marginera. I'm your oldest brother, Justin Tyler McElroy.

I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis Patrick McElroy.

You'll get him next time, Jim.

I'm hometown boy made good in 30 under 30, medianity alumni, Griffin McElroy.

I kind of thought I was going to win. We love commentatexas.

And playing fucking candy crash while we're doing it. Austin has almost, it almost feels like home to us now,

because we've played here so many times. It's like a home to us, like a second home.

Austin's like a second home. It's like coming home for me. It's almost like we own property here.

And all of our shit is here. That's what it feels like.

You know, you come, you see old friends, old family, old lovers. I thought it would be better.

Old lovers. I actually would love to explore. That's tough. I've had a lot of old lovers.

We saw Willie backstage. So cool to see Willie. He welcomed us to his street.

He welcomed everybody here to Austin City limits when you come in. Willie greets you at the door.

I know you're wondering, did he smoke us out? He's actually, guys,

no, he's very cool about like...

Is there more of a character than he plays with?

He does. He's a character. He's a, please call me Bill. He's wearing a business suit.

He was wearing, like, kind of a business jacket over a polo?

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