The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother and me, and if I show for the

modern era, Cyber Monday is here and I'm Justin, Cyber McElroy. And I'm Travis, Mr. Roboto McElroy.

ASL, it's Griffin McElroy, your youngest baby brother I put on my wizard hat and prepare my body for you.

This is the value day folks. If you had ever to the number one shopping site in the world,

base of this place dot com. If you go to base of this place, you can get a bunch of great deals on all

the latest and greatest tech toys, gadget and gizmos, a plenty, a folly fucking put toys or

us out of business this year. So we're all kind of on a high from that and who will be next to 2019?

Yeah, let's see who you want to be supposed to eat next.

I say Brookstones had it fucking coming for a while, huh? You got your expensive like, you know,

$240 YFI enabled nutcracker. Beasboast comes around. Now Brookstones in me. I don't know that

sky wall still exists. I mean, Beasbo might have already eaten that one. Did he got that one?

He got that one already. He travels a lot. He's on planes a lot. He sees it. He gets hungry. Beasboast

going to eat the air mall. You know what I would like to see? I think that he has conquered it to

the point where I think Beasbo needs to walk away from Amazon, leave all his money behind and

start again and see how long it takes him to catch back up to Amazon. Yeah. If you think you're such

hot shit. Yeah. So what you did at what? Anybody can buy the multi-billion dollar company once? Do

it again. I know you know what you're doing enough that I feel like you could catch back up in

like five years. Yeah. Why don't you just sort of send everyone, you know, $2.4 million, which

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