The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody. Welcome to my brother, my brother, me and his advice show for the

Bontanara. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.

I'm your youngest brother, Griffin McElroy. I forgot what I say. Baby, it's...

Yep. Okay. Folks, check your calendar. I'm sure it's probably beeping, and it's like, you're like,

what did I set it for? And it's because it's time for a fantastic beast, the cries of Grindelwald

Watch. That's right. It's Grindel Watch. Grindel Watch is here, folks. Can I tell you the weird

thing, Justin, my calendar is beeping, but it's a paper wall calendar. Yep. It must have one of

Grindel Ward's wild enchantments on it. Yes, it must be a Grindel Ward grief.

I love it. Johnny Depp was like, I'll only play a character named Grindel Ward, because that's

what I am, IRL fam. I like the series of fantastic beasts, because it gives me the opportunity

to feel what it must have been like to be a grown-up when Harry Potter was extremely popular.

Yes. They're all wizards and witches, and it's all not happening. What is this?

They manage these guys? They manage to work? They split the uprights of me, Griffin McElroy,

who waited in line for a midnight release of not just one, more than one of the Harry Potter books.

Two, now in 2018, having disdain for Grumblegord and his curse. That was me, and now it's so not me,

Grumblegig. I just don't care about the works of Grumblegig. Now let's see what you do.

And also, where's a little love for the mediocre beasts? All your favorites are not here.

None of your favorites are here. Nobody knows the names of any of the characters. Nobody cares

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