The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, and welcome to my brother, my brother, me, advice show for the modern era.

I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy.

I'm your sweet baby brother, 30 under 30 Griffin McElroy.

Now, Travis, I'm looking at the show notes that you submitted for potential

items of discussion for the opening of this show, and it says here, you like a Takadino?

I would like a Takadino, Justin. Hey Griffin, you like a Takadino?

I like a Takadino. It lets say Takadino. I'll talk to Dino one second, Travis. I'd like to

talk to Dino with you. Ah, yes, thank you. Let me talk to Dino for just a second. I watched,

finally saw that new Jurassic Park TV. The second one that did come out like this year and is

kind of relevant. Yeah, Jurassic Park 2-5, depending on how you're counting them.

And let me tell you something, they're added again. Yeah. I need to know how, listen, I have

respect for all of the creatures of Earth. I think that, and there's an unrecurrent

of the Jurassic Park films of films of these are animals and they should be respected. I would

argue that they were created because of man's meddling. They are the children of men,

and we may do with them as we wish. They got products of our hubris. God has nothing to do with them.

They are our products. So why, at the beginning of Jurassic Park, I guess five? Why is the first

scene not President Barack Obama to, Jr. Barack Obama's son because it's in the future? Why is

the first thing that happens, not the president saying, kill all these fucking dinosaurs?

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