The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Frank and Stein was the first in line. Wolfman came up next.

Dracula was doing his stuff breathing down my neck. Jump back, make tracks, here comes a hunchback

better get out of his way. Fee, fee, fee, fee, fee, foe, foe, foe, it was a monster's holiday.

Hey folks, welcome to part three of our Halloween 2018 celebration. The prices,

well, see, I said celebration because we've got clutter in the

clutter in the bushing room floor. We got to make room for the 2020s people. The 2020s are coming in.

We got Ford Cadillacs. We got Ford Prius's. We got Ford Lincoln's. We got all the Ford's.

We got the new Ford Prius. It runs on hate. That one's coming in at 36 large. You can walk out

of the showroom in it for $34. And then that one's yours. You're going to drive that puppy home

today. Bag credit, no credit, a reverse credit. My credit, your credit. Oh shit, we owe you

money. Oh damn, we're at the sale. It's scary. Please come in and let us settle our debts with you.

Please, please, we owe you a file. We feel so guilty. That time when you saved our life,

we owe you this car. Please, hey, come on in. We just refilled the soda machine and now we got hot

dogs. Please come in. We froze, gripping in a block of ice. So they didn't add a P hole. Oh no.

It's just filling up. You've got to say your fucking name in the name of the show. I'm in hell.

My name is Justin Vagoran. I'm the oldest. Okay. My name is Travis Acry. And I am the middle

of this brother. Come up with your own thing. Well, you didn't really come up with your own things.

I'm your youngest brother and 30 big skeletons, Griffin, Macaroy. 30 big skeletons sitting on each

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