The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother's brother. I'm a white show for the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.

I'm your sweet baby brother and some wind blowing through a haunted cave, Griffin McElroy.

Whoa, whoa, very spooky. It's just so my voice sounds like it's just a wind blowing through a

bone-filled cave. Hey, folks, America's favorite spire is back at it again. That's right.

Johnny English is striking yet again. He is back and he is crushing it. We got to Johnny

English strikes again, watch. Now, folks, this one is coming to theaters. Believe it or not,

is what it says here on the posters. It says, yes, coming to real movie theaters in America. I

should let you not. Johnny English strikes again. Now, Justin, you did say America's favorite

spire, but is he not British? Our favorite. Okay, well, our other ones, James Bond, and he's

British too. Oh, my God. I thought our favorite was Jason Bourne. What about Ethan Hunt

of the mission impossible? Two self-serious. I want to super spy who can drop his trousers

in the middle of a funeral or something and go like, oh, no. Now, is Johnny English still,

because he is a bit of a bumbly goofess, is he still effective as a spire? It's been a

while since I've seen the franchise. You remember when the neurotoxin got deployed all over

everyone? That was Johnny. He really dropped the poison ball on that one. Folks, the critics

are loving this flick. Nell Minow with Roger Ebert.com says, the film runs out of ideas so quickly

that Atkinson literally resorts to dropping his pants to get a laugh from his saggy bare bottom.

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