MBMBaM 422: The Very Best Stains

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2018

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

We have become a hundred and fifty years old since the last time you heard from us! We're certain that, as goes our youthful vitality, so goes a significant portion of our audience. That is fine, because we're just bones now. Suggested talking points: Skeleton Grandpa, Celebrity Misidentification, TCBYBC, Sleepy Skateboard Tricks, Bacon Testing, The Forbidden Jones Soda

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Hello, baby. Welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the MagiNera. I'm your oldest
0:48.0	brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middleest brother Travis McElroy. And I'm your sweet baby,
0:55.4	brother Griffon McElroy. I feel like I don't even know that I can call myself that anymore. Boys,
1:03.4	I got some packages today. They arrived in the mail, and when I opened all of them, when I bought
1:10.8	these packages or other things inside of them, I didn't think that they created a narrative,
1:16.8	but then when I opened them all up and laid the contents out, I realized this sort of throughline
1:22.2	there. And let me start off by saying I don't really use Twitter pretty much at all anymore,
1:27.9	but whenever I do get my beacon, I'm still getting a lot of memes, teen memes, and weird,
1:36.4	weird humor that like love that stuff. And right, that's stuff. Weird humor that kind of like,
1:41.4	where are they coming from? Who are they? I mean, sure. And I think I'm getting it mostly because
1:45.7	I'm the I am the only boy you two are men now. And I'm still the I guess I'm still the only boy
1:52.2	of the podcast. Thank you. I open up these packages. They are mostly things I bought in preparation for
1:57.7	our Disney World trip next week as we as we brave the wilds of flow rider. And so there was
2:06.3	a Fanny pack. And I did get that for it's waterproof. It's waterproof. There's pictures on,
2:13.4	I got a this one off Amazon and there's pictures of a guy wearing it. And the guy looks really
2:17.3	cool like a handsome model boy. And he's wearing it and he's got it, you know, slung to the side.
2:22.3	That's cool. He's where's it? Is it one of the ones that I picked for you? No, no, no, you
2:27.2	Travis sent me some great suggestions, but I found it. I found a nice one. He also wears it like a
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