The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Laura Bayon, welcome to my brother, my brother, and me in an advice show for the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.

And I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.

And I'm your sweet baby brother, and 30 under 30 media luminary, Griffin McElroy.

Hello, hello, I must be the city beautiful. Oh, oh, town.

Oh, town? Oh, town. The band, not you. You all cheating.

Are you all, oh, town? I'm the band. I'm the same. Oh, town is here. I left them tickets at

Will call. There are 2,000 persons supergroup, O-town. And they're a militia. Did you know O-town

is a militia now? 90s kids, remember them? They'll never believe where they are now.

They're a militia. Oh, they live with the Everglades.

So we have spent the last, I feel like God damn it a year at Disney World. Yeah. Okay,

so it's so choice. I've been there with my many children for two years in a row. Paul,

Paul asked me, did you have fun? And I told him, well, I'm a parent. So it's not so much like

having fun as is dying on the cross for the entertainment for of your show.

Because I can't do any of the good stuff anymore. And they just, it's so hot and they don't care.

They don't care. It's my problem that it's hot is my fault. My favorite thing, so my, my

daughter is almost two. And it's really fun. No. And it's really fun to watch as our personality

develops. And like, there's something, because when, when they're a baby, you project a lot. And

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