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🗓️ 10 July 2018
⏱️ 70 minutes
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0:00.0 | The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. |
0:05.5 | Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. |
0:11.2 | Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool |
0:16.7 | they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby. |
0:44.1 | Hello everybody, welcome to my brother brother me an advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest |
0:48.1 | brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother to Travis McElroy. I'm your sweet baby brother |
0:53.4 | Griffin McElroy. So today's the 5th of July when I'm recording this, and the question on everybody's |
1:00.0 | mind is, what is, is it, it's a 5th of July tradition. What is the most beautiful firework that you saw |
1:08.0 | yesterday? I love sitting around a circle with you boys and talking about all the great fireworks you |
1:12.3 | saw talking about our favorite ones. It's a favorite family tradition of mine too. Yeah, every year. |
1:17.5 | Every year. And honestly, probably the audience is sick of hearing about it because every 5th of July |
1:23.3 | episode for the last 8 years we've done this. Yeah, so I got my list. I'm all this like I do every year. |
1:28.9 | I got it in my Excel spreadsheet and it's saw 10 sparkly white ones. I saw three big blue ones. |
1:36.4 | I saw they didn't have any purple ones this year because I guess they have to mix the blue |
1:41.4 | and the red powder and it's kind of wasteful. But I did see guys just say the red ones. I saw like |
1:46.4 | 14 red ones. Yeah, it was a good show. They had like a whole red period going and then they did |
1:54.0 | one SpongeBob ones. Yeah, they did. Griffin, did you, did you see any of those where it kind of |
2:00.7 | spreads out and you think, oh, that's done. But then little fireworks fire off from the ends of the |
2:05.7 | one that just spread out and it's two fireworks in one. The double, the double I saw only one of |
2:12.4 | those because again, times are pretty tight. But then of course at the very end of the show, I have |
2:16.8 | here my notes. It says they really just busted and a nut up there and just really went, wow, |
2:21.0 | I tried to count them all. I was like, there's a red, there's a white sparkle, there's a blue, |
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