MBMBaM 415: My Very Cool Telescope!

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2018

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

This episode is chock-full of practical tips, like how to punish a bird, and how to defend the honor of your favorite telescope. If you don't use at least one piece of helpful advice from this episode at some point this week, we'll eat all three of our hats. Suggested talking points: Justin's Christmas List, Candy Life Lessons, Telescope Bullies, Hiker Surprise, How to Punish Birds, Hummus Cream, It Catches, Office Improv

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and the vice show for the
0:46.8	modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy.
0:52.4	Oh no. Sweet baby, brother, 30 Griffin. Are you okay? Yeah, I've just been working out my
0:57.7	radio voice. Okay, because it sounds like you kind of like swallowed a pog slamer and it got stuck.
1:03.6	Yeah, like a real pog throat. Podcasts are over, radio is off-neutral. Oh god.
1:09.2	Now it sounds like you're melting and acid. Time for some air. We just started. I don't want to do
1:15.6	that. We just had a great rock block and comedy 90 seconds for you. Now it's time to hear for a
1:20.3	sponsor Dutch Miller Chevrolet. No, I don't want to get free publicity to Dutch Miller Chevrolet.
1:26.8	Well, yeah, I think it's pretty narrow-casting to people living in Haunted who want to buy a new Chevy
1:31.7	truck. I'm so excited to, I'm like feeling so energized right now. I'm fantastic. Oh, you're excited
1:38.4	because that graphic novel is coming out? My graphic novel is coming out. I guess you can probably
1:44.2	pre-order it. I'm sure, but that is not why it's because last night I got to hang out with my good friend,
1:51.9	James Buffett at his concert in Cincinnati. 51 sold out shows there in Cincinnati. He is the
2:01.4	the just the biggest deal there summer and cannot start in Cincinnati until Jimmy and
2:10.1	Carl Reefer band comes to town. That was really frustrating this year because he waited until mid-July.
2:16.3	And we were like, Jimmy, what about 4th of July? What about all the cookouts? And he was like,
2:20.1	no, you have to wait. Don't even try to go to him. That's spring, mother fuckers. But then he came
2:25.2	and he saw his shadow and then summer was able to start. So I was so thrilled me and the whole
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