The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy.

I'm your sweet baby brother 30 under 30 media luminary Griffin McElroy.

And folks, it's a special time of year for me. There's an event going on right now.

I'm very passionate about a summer game Sunquake where the whole video game speedrun

community gets together and starts just burning these bad boys down. Crash is there.

Sonics there. Mario is not there because he said too many cuss words last year,

but I was thinking Justin Travis, this could be an exciting opportunity for us to sort of

expand the brand reach out to this thriving speedrun audience. And maybe we get into the scene,

pick some stuff that we think we could really knock down the world records for and climb that time

mountain. And what I thought I would start out with and I would pitch it to you guys and see what

you thought is I'm a speedrun boyhood. Okay, the movie the Richard Link later movie boyhood. Okay,

okay, because I watched it and because I try to be a good Austin boy and I watched all of it and

I just thought I could watch this so much for it's not optimized. I could get through this

out faster. You watch the boy and the boy learns like a lesson means a little boy and there's,

you know, there's so many shitty dads in that movie and it's like I could easily find the

skips to get past at least two or three of these shitty dads. And I'm working on this new

strat where he doesn't go to college. And so that's that's I'm picking up some time there. Okay,

I guess, Griffin, what I'm confused about is like you could just fast forward or you could just like

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