The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello and welcome to my brother brother being an advice show for the Modjorn era.

I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.

I'm your sweet baby brother, 30 under 30 Griffin McElroy. I'm thinking about how around Halloween.

What I do that, hello. I might stop before I get to the O.

I'm just trying to be like, imagine Halloween, okay? Hello.

Yeah, no, I'm definitely very scared because I'm seeing it.

I'm seeing the hell demons, I'm seeing skeletons and blood volcanoes, and I'm getting real

quite spooky. It's June, so how could you do this to me now?

I am literally vibrating with anticipation because we got ourselves a watch, Jurassic World,

lost world kingdom of dinosaurs coming out. Who knows when? That's what makes this watch so

exciting. I don't even know when the movie comes out. I've seen the posters that just say

Jeff's in it. Yeah, it's a big and everybody's so excited about Jeff coming back doing his thing.

Jeff's in this one, folks. He's in it. Confirmed. Yeah, we got a lot of classic stuff in here.

We got Jeff in it and he says the great line about how everything can get all fucked up sometimes.

And Richard Schiff comes back. He gets chomp by another Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Well, I got robotic legs after he was chomped in a half the first time.

Yeah, his top half lived inside the T-Rex for a long time, but then he got out of a

Starlach pit like Boba Fett and then they gave him new legs and then he shows up to the park.

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