The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, and me in advice show for the modern era.

I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middleist, a brother, a brother, a

brother to a brother to a brother to a brother to a brother. Well, I guess that makes me your sweet

baby brother, 30 and a 30 year from now. Yep. We were supposed to talk about Eurovision this morning,

and then I realized I didn't have anything funny to say about it. It's a sweet, sweet,

and was robbed by Portugal. It was an actual robbery perpetrated on the world stage.

Yeah, the Swedish song about premature ejaculation is amazing and should have won.

It was called I Can't Go On. I don't think they were talking about that nut.

He's talking about that it makes him want to take off all his clothes, and that the person he's

thinking to is so beautiful that he can't go on, and he's got to keep it together.

I'm saying Eurovision has a vetting process to make sure that nut songs don't get through.

Griffin, I'm sorry, this is not a joke I am making. The Sweden song is about premature ejaculation.

Okay, but you're trying to hold back. You guys are talking about that, and it reminded me of a

much more important fact is that I watched 50 Shades of Grey last night. Talking about that,

talking about that nut though. Sydney and I had a good post Eurovision drunk going, and we decided

to keep up the fun. To catch the site guys. 50 Shades of Grey, the Aridge, because two,

50 Shades darker just came out on iTunes, but we didn't watch that one. We watched 50 Shades

at one. Hey, everybody, that shit is buck wild. How did we let that happen? Is that where things

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