The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother and me. I'm your oldest brother, Justin

Tyler McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy. I'm your sweet baby brother,

and 30-under-30-media Illuminarian. I grew up from McElroy and it's an advice show for the

Modernaire. I don't know why Justin didn't say that this time. But don't-

Do you hear that voice? When you hear hoofbeats, think Derby not Zebras.

Awkums raised that. Derby times. Derby times everybody, but on your cool hats,

there's Rivenson Mine has two pinwheels. I have created a little game out of the Derby

competitors. I have made a list of names. Sets of three. One name is real. Okay.

So you were made up. Now Griffin, you're going to go first. Tell me which one is yours.

Okay, two things. We do have to give, like, do we- if we play this game with you, do we have to pay

a roll to- We do have to give a yes- We do money. Yes. Okay. The other thing is that I watched it,

so like I'm going to fucking destroy you. So I like watched it. I like got a me-

in my hand and I drank it, drank it down smooth and I got fucking blitzed and I watched

these three movies go. You know what I'm saying? Combine the two worlds of the Derby Girl,

if you get a big wide-brimmed hat, right? And then tape two mint tulips to the sides of

each other. Sorry, that's not how the hat's. Two tight tape two wards. Two wards, two-

sorry, mount jewel oil. And then have like big straws that come down to your mouth from the hat.

That's the only way to Derby. Just scientifically speaking. All right, give me these fucking horses.

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