MBMBaM 335: Rise of the Star King

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2016

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Happy Candlenights, everybody! This year's curse-free Candlenights spectacular isn't a live show, but it's pretty merry all the same. Please enjoy what turned out to be an in-depth teardown of the supernatural being known as Santa Clause, which -- DANG IT. We can't NOT spell it that way. Suggested talking points: Stuck Santa, Wrapping Preservation, Fashion Santa, Hallmark Madness, Star King, Rudolph's Vindication, Toys for Dogs and Babies

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.6	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.3	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there
0:16.0	will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.2	Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, and me,
0:49.2	KaleMite 2016 Super Duperspectacular. My name is Justin Tyler McElroy.
0:57.0	Christmas boy. My name is Travis Patrick McElroy. The Yule Man.
1:01.9	The Hame Griffin Tyler McElroy.
1:05.6	Boy's what's that coming? Hold on. Boy's what's that coming down to the chimney?
1:09.8	Look at he's turning our eyes towards the chimney and see what's coming down
1:13.6	on it is up. It's a reindeer. Oh no, not like this.
1:17.8	Oh no, he's done. He's done. They should not be vertical like this and pinned in a chimney.
1:24.8	This is not good. Oh god. So we call animal control or take care of it ourselves?
1:29.7	I think we should call Santa's fat A to get down here. It's getting much no cursing.
1:35.2	Yeah, it's a special, very special. There's a whole platform on Hulu of those like,
1:45.7	I think it's called streaming Christmas and it's in the vein of those Yule log videos
1:51.6	that just go and you pretend that it's so funny and you pretend to turn them on and think
1:56.8	that it's funny and cool but really it's just a boring log that is on fire for a while.
2:01.6	This streaming Christmas platform, this production company has cracked into something new
2:07.0	and that is other sort of long form explorations of the genre.
2:12.1	And me and Rachel and her folks and Henry last night we watched one that is called
2:18.1	Stuck Santa that I'd like to talk to you about at length if you'll give me the stage for a little bit.
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