The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

I'm your middle-aged brother Travis McElroy.

We just forced our editor to cut out three minutes of us talking about tear cells before we can start the program.

Guys, we've got a brand new watch and I can't stress enough how legitimate this watch is,

and I'm very excited about it. Yesterday, newsman out, Dutchales reboot cast, have you seen it?

Griffin, are you losing your mind about this duck tails cast?

It's an insane duck tails cast, but I have a problem with making this a watch, boys.

Why? I don't think the small screen can be a watch.

I think a watch, if it was passengers watch, if it was a new star war, that's a big blockbuster watch.

Bobby Moynihan. Danny Putty. Ben Schwartz.

Are you kidding me with that fact?

I think it's beauty because Danny Putty is the fun new holiday toy.

You put it on the newspaper, yeah, Danny Putty.

It's hot as hell. Is it a watch, though?

Because then another problem I have with it is it's not here yet. I can't watch it.

Okay, well, how about we're watching the horizon? We're scoping. This is a scope.

Then it's a scope. If we're doing a watch, then I'm sorry, but it has to be trolls is on DVD now.

Probably. It might be still in characters.

Here's what I want to ask you, guys. They put out the cast list, right?

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