The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?

Welcome to my brother Me and a vice chauffeur for the Marginare. I'm your brother Justin McElroy.

I'm your middle-aged brother Travis McElroy.

Cricuts. That's right, Griffin is not here. He had a baby, and he's doing the dad thing, as they say.

Yeah, as everybody says, you know, that old saying, doing the dad thing.

The old saying, doing the dad thing, so what we have for you instead is a bountiful selection

of delicious, best of greatest hits. We're sorry to do another one of these so close to the last one,

but them's babies.

Them's the babies.

Them's the babies, folks.

We should also say, I guess, Griffin and Rachel are both doing great. Their baby,

Henry is doing good. Everybody is doing well. So, you know, everything's going pretty smoothly for

them. Henry is absolutely beautiful with big, wise eyes.

Wise baby.

It's that baby's got an old soul I can hardly tell. Maybe two old. Maybe an ancient one, who knows?

It could be an ancient, dark soul. It's impossible to say. It's, who knows? Anyway,

here come the hits.

These are the hits, folks. Drink it in.

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