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🗓️ 31 October 2016
⏱️ 78 minutes
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0:00.0 | If you change your mind, I'm the first in line |
0:04.0 | On the empty free, take a chance on me |
0:09.0 | If you need me, let me know, gonna be around |
0:13.0 | If you got your place to go, when you're free and down |
0:19.0 | If you're all alone, when I'm breathing |
0:23.0 | If you change your mind, let me know, gonna be around |
0:32.0 | Hey, that's all relaxed over in our Zima |
0:35.0 | That's my impression of Bill Clinton |
0:38.0 | I'm actually, specifically, speaking, a lot of people don't know this |
0:41.0 | I'm actually only person on Earth who impersonates Bill Clinton |
0:47.0 | So that is the actually first Bill Clinton impression that a lot of people are here |
0:51.0 | I'm sure his Zima president is so well |
0:54.0 | The thing is, you gotta talk like this |
0:57.0 | And that's it, Bill Clinton |
1:00.0 | Maybe a Felatio goof |
1:04.0 | My fellow Americans, whoever jobs |
1:09.0 | That's that good, he's had a good impression |
1:12.0 | You are gonna call that number |
1:15.0 | You will call the number and it will not be accidental, it will be drunk |
1:18.0 | Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow |
1:21.0 | It'll maybe be a year from now |
1:23.0 | When you're real sad lonely on Valentine's Day |
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