The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to the island. My name is Justin, island boy McElroy here.

Hold on, let me just, I have prepared this for you. Let me get it finished stirring it up.

I get the mint out of there. Perfect. I've prepared you this mojito. Please take it,

take a sip. Make sure the mint's not too pronounced. Sometimes my muddling gets away from me.

I'm still just a mac right by the way. Hi there, I am Travis Hammack time. MacElroy, stop. Hammack time.

Take a little nap here. I've strung this hammock up over the cool white sand between these two palm

trees. You can just slightly hear the crackle of a bonfire down the beach. We're getting some

roast pork ready for you, but for right now you just take a little nap here. Hi, I'm Griffin

coconut bra, McElroy and hey, where's my plate with a nice fresh sandwich on it go?

Oh, it looks like a couple little hermit crabs got it and scuddling down the beach. That's okay,

little dudes. You can keep that one. Just listen to that fucking tide rolling. So soft.

Welcome to our super chill anxiety free oasis. Welcome to my brother, my brother me island,

a place where you can get away from it all for an hour and just fucking chill.

There's a lot going on in all of our lives right now. I mean everybody, some people are having

babies, some people are about to have babies. There's election stuff going on.

Hey man, hey, excuse me, I'm Gary and looks to me like you brought some anxiety into the anxiety

free episodes. I'm going to need you to put that in this basket. We're just going to push it

on down the river. There's a river and a beach. So put that right in here now.

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