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My Brother, My Brother And Me

MBMBaM 326: Open-Source Burger King

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.931.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2016

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

It is time that we throw off the tyranny of our fast food oppressors and begin to truly, finally Have It Our Way. Our campaign will be a brutal one, but once our liberty is secure, well -- bah dah bah-bah-bah, We're Lovin' It. Suggested talking points: Doctor Strange Watch, Jumanji Toilet Paper, Four Course Fast Food Meal, Jackie Chan Stories!!, Tacos and Salad, Pad Thief, Marilyn Monroe and Guns

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0:00.0

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

0:05.6

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

0:11.3

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

0:16.7

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

0:43.4

Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother and my brother in the advice show for the modern era.

0:47.0

I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy.

0:51.1

I'm your most mystical baby-est brother, Griffin McElroy.

0:54.4

Wait, most mystical. Wow, that could only mean one thing.

0:57.7

That's right, Justin. It's time to go back to the movies. I hit the red carpet and grabbed

1:01.4

me some corn from the stands, because it's Dr. Strange. Watch everybody.

1:08.8

Marvel's bag. They've done the damn thing again, and we're here for another high-flying action

1:12.8

venture with everyone's favorite wizard, Dr. Strange. And who's that up in the mix?

1:17.2

It's the cum birdy bat. It's the cum bird batch, and he's doing his

1:20.2

great American accent. Everyone loves when that happens.

1:23.7

Behind your ear, it's a coin from the world's most powerful wizard.

1:28.0

Wow. Thank you, Dr. Strange. You're welcome, Griffin. I am not a Britishman, and this is,

1:34.8

I'm a really American man, and this is how it sounds, my normal American voice.

1:40.4

Okay, I also just decide now here. I can't stress enough how on board with this watch and

1:47.2

accept it. I am. Did Marvel think that everybody was so enamored and well-versed with the true

1:54.8

history of Dr. Strange that we wouldn't accept a British Dr. Strange? We can't change the accent.

1:59.9

No, we can't make him British. Travis, they will write. You do not understand.

2:05.5

And my, me, Britt Benedict Cumberbatch, I am an American man from Montana, and this is my

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