The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.

Hello, I'm Brian Walker. My brother, my brother, me, and advice show for the modern era.

I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother Travis McElroy.

I'm that sweet baby brother that you crave Griffin McElroy.

How's your guys' weekends? Do you have a good weekends out there?

I have been, I am taking 12 hours of birthing classes this weekend from 10 to 4 every day for the two days.

And boys, that is a Gushy situation. Gushy from Quantum Leap rolls up and he's like,

because he delivers every baby, that's the weird part. Wow. He must be busy. He's like Santa Claus.

I'm just, I'm learning so much about the miracle Griffin, about the miracle.

It is, I mean, it is a miracle, right? The bodies do so much wonderful stuff to like get it all

going. But I was, I guess ill-prepared for the amount of stuff I didn't know and it made me think

like, I'm realizing now as I'm approaching 30 that that I didn't pay very good attention in school

and I get these realizations, little realizations every day. And this was the first one where

I was like, man, I didn't even pay attention to health class because there's stuff I did not know.

Just sort of about how like where I originated from. And grew. And grew. And blasted out of the,

there was one video birth. And I think there's another one coming today. And they don't warn you.

They just started it. They hit play. It's like a jump scare. It's like a five-night tip-fretty

situation. Did they at least put like a fun soundtrack like Yacke de Stax or something to it,

something where it's like, we know how you know, intensis can be. We're gonna soften it just a little bit.

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