The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the Modren era.

I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.

And I'm your sweet baby brother, but at not April Fools.

It is, well, this is weird because we're recorded on April Fools, so all we want to talk about

is April Fools. I don't know when you fools will be listening to this, but probably still in April,

so every day in April is April Fools. Please, no, please, no, please, God, please, please, no.

We can't do goofs and jokes all month long.

If the jokes that we're doing is on the level is like my wife, Borat, April Fools.

That's kind of been my style today. It's been very innocuous. Nobody's going to lose their

fucking jobs over it. It's nobody's going to be offended by it. People are just going to have

a good belly laugh of just like, that's not my bag, baby. And that's a joke from Austin Powers, April Fools.

I want to pitch a new version of April Fools that I told Griffin about beforehand. He was

really on board with. Yeah, and I actually specifically told you not to...

And I call it Gapre Fools. Now, I know it's going to sound like I mean Gapre Fools. That is not

what I mean. I mean, Gapre Fools. So, like, you set up your hilarious JAPE. Oh, I should have

said JAPE, and it's too late. You set up your hilarious, Gube. No, it's not too late. So, we got to go back.

Maybe, like, you put some saran wrap over the toilet, right? So, when someone tries to use it,

there's just you're in everywhere. And they get really mad. What if they shit in the shit,

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