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🗓️ 28 March 2016
⏱️ 57 minutes
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0:00.0 | The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. |
0:05.5 | Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. |
0:11.2 | Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool |
0:16.7 | they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby. |
0:44.1 | Hello everybody, and welcome to the one we're phoning in. The max fund drive is over, we got your money, |
0:51.7 | and now we're just going to have our awful comfortable. Oh boy, the laurels. We put out the best |
0:58.4 | shows that we could. Still not good enough for some of you, that's fine. I hear you. |
1:03.2 | I hear you, but you know what, we're doing our best right now, but not no, no, sorry, sorry, sorry. |
1:09.2 | We did our best. We're all out of best juice. I am giving a solid 63%. Welcome my brother, my brother, |
1:18.0 | me, and my wife, so for the Modgina era, I'm your oldest brother, just in McElroy. I'm your |
1:22.3 | middle-aged brother, Travis. I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy. Now I did want to mention |
1:26.8 | here at the top of the show that we, like sort of one of the things that we talk about during |
1:30.3 | the max fund drive is how your money is helped to expand. And to that point, I'm really excited to |
1:34.4 | announce a new project that I'm working on. It is a home improvement podcast, fan cast of the show, |
1:42.4 | home improvement. No, it's an actual, I improve a home. It's very specifically a specific room |
1:50.4 | in that home, which is to say, and by room, I mean, part of the, I'm talking about showers. I'm |
1:54.9 | doing a new show, and it's all about improving showers. And is it your own? Where are you starting? |
2:01.0 | Like what shower? You know that. You know that. You know that saying don't shit where you eat? |
2:06.4 | Yeah. I'm shitting right in my, in all right on my dinner plate because I'm doing a ride |
2:11.0 | my own master bath. You're your shower? I don't know if you hear that noise. That's my co-host on |
2:17.1 | the show Matthew is a new friend of mine that I just made this morning. But we're fast friends. |
2:22.0 | Brothers one might say we're basically the new property brothers, but just friends. And |
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