The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody and welcome my brother, my brother and me, an advice show for the modern era.

I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.

I'm your baby, a sputter Griffin fucking McElroy. Alert alert. We are the jingle all the way

defense team, and we are here to warn you that you or someone you love may at some point be

exposed to jingle all the way to. You know what, I'm sorry to admit it, I didn't have my defenses

up. I had lowered the levels of my firewall and my computer, and I just found out that I've

already been cast in jingle all the way to. Man, don't make me choose between my brother and my

jingle, because it's gonna be the jingle. For sure. For sure, Defo, 100%. Let's just say this.

Looking at the IMD-B page of jingle two, and I'm making a list, and I'm checking it twice.

Wait, are you worried that they'll disrupt the canon of jingle all the way one that they'll

ruin the integrity, or is it like you just hate jingle all the way one so much you don't want to see

a sequel? Are you on fucking crystal meth? Jingle one is a fantastic film. It's my favorite

Sinbad movie. And now these mother fuckers, I'm actually a little horse. I'm a little gravely

right now, because I literally watched the 30-second long trailer of jingle two, which shows Larry

the god damn cable guy, which like he hasn't done cable for a long time, so maybe it's time to

revisit that nom to plume. The whole- The emeritus cable guy. He fucking, the whole thing is the

30-second bit about how he plugs in crystal meth and it shocks him and shoots him backwards.

For real great stuff. I'm gravely, because I literally yelled you mother fuckers like that,

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