The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome my brother, my brother, me, and advice show for the modern era attention.

I have breaking news. I'm joined by my middle brother Travis and my youngest brother,

Griffin, say hello gentlemen, just hello, hello, hello, hello. I have breaking news.

Last night, Travis was at a party where he played a steel drum, where he'd take you now live on the

scene to Travis McElroy. It's just as majestic as you would think. I felt like I was playing outside

out turtle. It was lovely. I played a couple chords, and then they played wasting away in Margaritaville.

It was transcendent. It was a two man steel drum band because one steel drum is not enough.

And they were the little harmonies. Travis, we have eyewitness accounts from the scene of the

drum that you did in fact rattle out the theme song to Rugrats. Is that true or false Travis,

can you confirm or deny? Listen, I was in a haze of tequila at that point. So I may or may not have

rocked it out, but I was not trying to. I don't know why you're trying to hide this from us. I don't

know why you're trying to fucking sweep this under the rug. We take you now live to our analyst,

Orb, who is a horse, former race championship horse, Orb has just heard this news, Orb, you've

been processing this this morning. Of course, we're still trying to get all the pieces of this story

about Travis playing a steel drum last night into place. What is your initial reaction to

this turn of events? Orb can be played like a steel drum. He does not prefer it.

So you have personal connections to this instrument? Orb is two steel drums turned to face each other.

Let me ask you this, or where does Travis go from here? To make it.

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