The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and Anvysho for the modern era. I am

Groot. I'm the rocket raccoon. I'm David T. Say, everybody's favorite wrestler,

America's wrestler, in a movie for some goddamn reason now. Welcome to Guardians of the Galaxy.

Watch 2014. We've got Guardians Fever here. We're camped out outside the theater for

it's cold. We've been waiting for so long. They keep telling us to come in and that the movie started

playing, but we're not ready yet. We're not ready yet. I need to find out. I need to read a

comic book. Final hours of goddamn talking raccoon in this film. I need to ask somebody who's

already seen it if it has a supernatural ending because I find that unsettling. We need to know if

any dogs die in the movie. From what I understand, there wasn't originally going to be a raccoon

in the movie, but Bradley Cooper really wanted to be in, and it was the only place they could think

to put him. I'll sure I'll be in your comic book, my picture's just one rule, though. I've always

wanted to be a raccoon. One thing I did in- I want to stand on Wooden-Vin Diesel's shoulders,

please. One thing I super did enjoy about Guardians of the Galaxy is that it is light-hearted,

intergalactic action, but it does start with the cancer deathbed scene. So you do need to go

ahead and pay that toll to get on the fun train. That should be like, that should be the start of

the run pee like article like you can skip the first three bummer minutes. You must be this sad

to write this roller coaster of a Marvel motion picture. It's funny man, Chris Pratt, out of

the 10 with his dead mom. I just think I wonder if I'm feeling like maybe our as a nation,

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