The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody, and welcome to my brother-in-law's brother, me and advice show for the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.

And I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy. I'm really, really excited, you guys.

What's going on, Trap? Well, we get a lot of questions. You know, a lot of people asking for help,

and which is great. I mean, that's what our show is built on. It's built a adjacent to that.

It's not. It's not. It's helped adjacent. This week, we got a really exciting email,

where a young gentleman is asking for help and it's going to financially benefit us.

Oh, I like to ask. I actually like the second thing better than the first thing.

Yeah, he's a young man in Africa in Kenya, and he's having a bit of legal trouble.

Oh, his father passed away in 2009, but he had in the bank $10 million.

And all he needs is our bank account information. So he can transfer that money in there.

You had me at email. Just go for it. Send it right away. It's 4, 6, 4,

Dash, 4, 6, 6, 4, Dash, 4. Okay. 6, go. I said hit it.

So I mean, we might be able to retire from doing the show because we get to keep 40% of it.

That's like $4 million. I am refreshing our simple transaction page. Just waiting for that money to come.

We're at negative dollars. Oh, no. We're at a transit conversion rates.

You got spend money. You got spend money. Make money. You know, that's right. This is an investment.

I don't feel great about this. Well, he just has some trouble with his wicked stepmother

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