The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Welcome to my brother. My brother, me and my brother, me and my brother, me and my brother.

The vibrant era may the fourth be with you set those phasers to stun. Let's talk about the

Kentucky Derby. I'm Justin Macroi. A lot going on in that one. Travis Macroi.

I'm Griffin Macroi. Yeah, I guess this is all of it then. I think the creation of Star Wars

day was so that the nerds would be so hung over from whatever it is nerds drink like

grog

cling on ale

cling on ale that they wouldn't be able to participate in synch a demio and they'd leave

with they'd leave that for all the regular people. Holy shit. Okay, geez, I know that you were saying

you were having trouble finding like the line of the winners. I found just like line up of the racers.

I don't know what position they came in, but here's a couple just really choice.

Let me hit first off. Let's hit the big three. Yesterday was Derby day. It's our Super Bowl.

It's our prom. It's our Keatsie Nierra. Kentucky Derby is the highlight of it. It was my it was my

bris. It was the bris. It is basically the highlight of my entire year and one of these years

I do plan to get around to watching it, but. Sure. Number one, top of the pops, California

chrome got that Kentucky gold. California chrome. That is a command. That's probably the most

commanding like it's the most baller name. I think the most commanding name is commanding curve

which was the second place horse, which is of course a place. I think is that no they placed

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