The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?

You're welcome to the Olympics.

Recognize that one. That's the little Tune I came up with called the Olympics.

That's a John Williams joint. We're coming to you guys, coming to you guys live from

Sochi and all my, the sidewalk outside my hotel has a cracks in it.

I'm so cold here in Russia because I didn't know I'd be cold in the winter. I'm so fucking over it.

You get to travel to all these exquisite places, exquisite. I meant to say exotic, but it's an

exquisite place too. I just don't have nothing wrong in Russia right now.

You are. This podcast by the way is brought to you by the

Russian Olympic Committee. Go check it out. It's great. Everyone's welcome.

The best Olympics since ever. Since ever, basically.

You're welcome, the world, sincerely. Russia. Russia has a lot of great

features that I think journalists are missing when they're complaining about hotel rooms and

here's what they're missing out. Lots of affordable real estate.

Oh man, you just, you know what? My, our new, I've been working with the tourism committee.

Our new slogan is room to stretch out.

Room to create your own smaller country inside our country.

I don't want to know what it's all about.

No, no, no, we would know for years. That's how Japan got started.

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