The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello and welcome to my brother me an advice show for the Majin era. Bad

now that is it's great on your day and I'm just Mac Royals. I'm Travis Mac Roy, your

mill is brother. I'm your baby brother Griffith Mac Roy. Get your belt, attach your belt to you

and Helen Hunt and then wrap it around that pipe and you're not going anywhere when the football

NATO comes. Football storeings are coming of lots of touch, a hair storm touchdowns,

a health center size of footballs. My knee's been aching all day. It's going to be just a touchdown

NATO. Oh shit Peyton coming. Oh, come here come Peyton guys, are you fucking ready?

Are you fucking ready? Have you prepared yourself? Have you made yourself ready? You in your home

and your family? Are you armed? Well, a better question. Have you prepared your soul?

First of all, what's going to happen to you after the football come? I've got some

literature here. I'd really like you guys to read. Have you prepared your soul for when Peyton

Manning comes for you? He could come at any time. As he does for all of us. That's

what's so scary. I can't go in Papa John's anymore because Peyton Manning is in all Papa John

simultaneously. I don't know if you guys know this but Papa John created a demonic portal

that he ensnared Peyton Manning and he lets him out every football game day. Otherwise,

he is simultaneously in every Papa John's at once. Have you ever seen Multiplicity?

It's like that. It's a lot like that. Next time you're in Papa John's, do me a favor,

look in a mirror. Think about Gatorade. Oops, who's there Peyton Manning's behind you.

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