MBMBaM 188: Holler Smarts

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2014

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Apologies for the tardiness of this episode: Griffin was suffering from a hat trick of debilitating ailments, which are detailed in the first few harrowing minutes of the show. Suggested talking points: Kissing Oil, Hair Toys, Toby Keith's Gunstaurant, Snakepiss, Moustache Will Brothers, Inner Jack, Amateur B&B Party, The Grandma Show

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.4	Hello, welcome to my brother me, special valentine's edition for lovers.
0:49.2	I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy lovers.
0:53.6	I can't go on this journey with you. I'm your middle-aged brother.
0:56.2	Here's my mouth, it's covered in oil.
0:59.0	I respect you, friends.
1:00.5	My mouth is covered in kissing oil.
1:03.0	Oh, God.
1:04.2	What is that?
1:06.2	Kissing oil.
1:07.2	I bought it at...
1:09.0	From whom?
1:09.8	I bought it from a man at Hardies.
1:12.9	Oh, God.
1:14.7	I was at Hardies and I bought kissing oil from a man.
1:18.2	Was he an employee of Hardies or was he just there?
1:21.1	He was a man in a bathroom and he had a guy fox mask.
1:25.0	He told me to help me kiss better.
1:28.0	I'm graffiti in the baby.
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